Disclaimer: This is (unfortunately) a work of fiction and should be treated
“Welcome back to Celebrity Poker Showdown at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas..
Im Phil Gordon along with Kevin Pollack. Long shot Jennifer Love Hewitt has
a slight chip lead on Jennifer Tilly. One of these two is going to get
$250,000 for their selected charity. And here comes the flop..”
“Love still has just a seven three off-suit and Jen Tilly has a set of
“They both have nice sets.. oh wait you mean the cards.”
“Love bets $50000! She really should have folded there. Jen Tilly Calls.
Here comes the river.. its a 4. Well Love now has a gut shot straight draw
and Tilly still with the set. Love bets another $50000! Jen Tilly comes over
the top all in!”
“Love is going to need her character from Ghost Whisperer in a minute
“Love calls the all in! What is she thinking?!?”
“Here comes the river. It’s a five! Love got her draw! Unbelievable..”
“I guess its Tilly now that looks like a ghost.”
“100-1 shot Jennifer Love Hewitt has won the 2007 Celebrity Poker Showdown!”
“Love come here and get your trophy and check for $250,000. What is your
“Phil my charity is the American Cancer society and they are earmarking it
for breast cancer research. Some of my relatives have died from it.”
“Sounds like a great choice. Are you surprised to win?
“I was a little surprised to beat Jennifer Tilly.. but my grandpa in texas
actually taught me the game before I moved to California. A bunch of us have
a home game at my house each sunday night. I usually win!”
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